Characters: Callie -- a weird woman Utah -- a dense, but attractive guy. EZ -- the poet. WOMEN ARE WEIRD Why does Callie dillydally in the alley where Utah lives? She's a cut above, what gives? Is love the missing glove in her life? Does she want to be his wife? Does she tally up his sallies into Venus valley, hoping it's a must that his lust will permutate, soon or late, into a different kind of love? But still he shilly-shallies. The time has come to shove Signor out the door, dear Callie, Time to rally the galley slaves, Make your escape over the waves into the arms of some other jape. No matter what you crave, there is out there, somewhere, an obliging knave willing to bear with all your cares. ******* Mike Geary Memphis