[lit-ideas] Re: SUNDAY POEM (retort)

And then there's Tammy Bakker
Long prepared to meet her Maker
Make-up dribbling down her face
Representing the human race

God must be a special sort
Knowing only the quick retort
You're in! You're out!
What's it all about...?


Mike Geary wrote:

WHAT'S THAT I FEEL DRIBBLING DOWN MY LEG?
One of the things I hate most 
about God
is how he
apparently
delights in seeing old men
piss in their pants
especially when lifting something heavy.
Proof of Intelligent Design?
Or just, as we've suspected,
of a God with a cruel mind?
But the joke will be on him 
when ten thousand million men
appear at the Pearly Gates
all wanting in
and all stinking of urine.
Mike Geary 
Memphis

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