Actually, don't answer that =) Erin TO ----- Original Message ----- From: "Erin Holder" <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx> To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, July 17, 2004 5:53 PM Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: SUNDAY POEM > Wrong _again_? When was the first time? > > > > Erin > TO > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Saturday, July 17, 2004 5:52 PM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: SUNDAY POEM > > > > > > Erin H: > > > > > Did Columbus discover America? I thought he invented it. > > > > Wrong again. Columbus invented the Knights. And I don't mean Gladys and > > her brother Merald. Columbus never discovered anything, but he did found > a > > city in Ohio which went undiscovered until 1812 when the Indians finally > > admitted that Ohio wasn't Andhra Pradesh and that the whole India-thing > was > > a hoax concocted to sell poke sallet to the settlers as a precious spice. > > It occurred to some of the more astute settlers that if this wasn't Andhra > > Pradesh, then this city probably wasn't Hyderabad at all, but the lost > city > > of Columbus. And so it proved to be. This infamous rip-off of the > generous > > white race came to be known as the Shame of the Shawnees as everyone > knows. > > > > Mike Geary > > Midwest Prehistorian > > Mimosa, TN > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html