THE ENEMY IS ME Here we go again, the annual invasion of the little black ants. They come across the border at the kitchen door, marching single file across the ceiling then down the wall to the counter, there they spread out to search and devour. One line coming, one line going, such orderliness, such discipline, such earnestness and mission. Such purpose and dedication. Oh, were my life half so together as one of these itty-bitty ones. I have forty thousand times more brain cells than an ant, (I looked it up) and yet I can't claim to know any more than they do, considering I know nothing of what they do. All I know is that each year at this time I take a spray bottle of Ajax Glass Cleaner With Ammonia and wage chemical warfare. Wipe them out entirely -- the whole population, no quarter given. They who only wanted to harvest a few grams of sugar, some morsels of this, bits of that, crumbs that I've left lying on the counter. Food for the colony, the teensy-weensy babies, not begged but worked for, long hours of laborious labor. I feel bad. I beg forgiveness of God, but after all, if ants had Ajax Glass Cleaner With Ammonia I'm sure they'd do the same to me. in a proverbial heart beat. Hmmm. What teeny tiny hearts they must have -- but not so small as mine, I guess. Mike Geary Memphis