[lit-ideas] Re: PENNY EACH.

God hates everybody.  The Getty curse, the Kennedy curse, the Louis XVI curse, the Holocaust, you name it.  God hates everybody.
 



-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Geary
Sent: Feb 21, 2007 7:02 PM
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [lit-ideas] PENNY EACH.

THREE PROOFS THAT GOD HATES POOR PEOPLE                 
 
 
              1
 
 
Someone cursed
in the Goodwill Store
one aisle over.
It was a woman's voice:
"I knew it'd be gone.
I knew it.
I knew it."
 
 
 
              2
 
The car with two flat tires
is still parked in the Walmart lot,
three days running.
It's less a side window now,
and a battery.
 
 
             3
 
I hired Jonathan to help me
because he was homeless
and desperate for money.
I paid him a hundred dollars in cash.
He was robbed on his way back to the shelter.
His fault, stupid man. 
He had that "I'm rich" grin on his face.
 
 
   Mike Geary
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