[lit-ideas] Re: Naked Gentlemen

"Once a pun on thyme by a seasoned sage left me parsley paralyzed, then up
rose Mary and taught me how to walk again through Phils of punny fun."

I know that Chase didn't write this because there is no comparison of Yost
or Bush to Hitler.

It's you Geary and it isn't funny.  I've heard puns called 'groaners' and
for good reason: you hear a pun and you groan.  Now you groan, not because
it's funny 'cause then you would laugh, but because they are bad and it's as
if you have been injured and it really hurts.  Puns are bad and hurt people.
And people who do puns hate other people because they hear the groans but
keep on making puns.  There ought to be a law against making puns.  And
there ought to be a law against Pauly Shore and Joan Rivers because they
aren't funny either but they won't go away.

So, stop it Geary or I'll come down there and smack you upside your head.


Sincerely,
especially that last bit,

Phil Enns
Toronto, ON

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