[lit-ideas] Re: META: list guidelines useful as a trapdoor on a lifeboat

Since we're in an insulting mood, let me add that Eric Yost once, off-list, wrote me a very flattering message on the matter of my writing stylistics. And though it's against list protocol to reference off-list messages, I think it incumbent upon me to warn the list that Eric Yost can be a very endearing and engaging soul. Don't let him sucker you into his politics through his intelligence, grace and charm. 

'Nuff said, as we say down here.
Mike Geary
Memphis
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JL: list guideline: don't insult  people.
if you do.  Apologise.
Look, I have no time to apologize. It would slow down my E-insults. Don't be a jerk. Apologize? In your dreams. Really, do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Andreas Ramos felt demeaned when I ventured that he knew about as much about the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo as his cats did. I insulted David Ritchie by using the word "batholith," and enraged Mike by suggesting that even if he didn't believe in violence, violence might believe in him. Judith Evans was affronted when I wrote that Nancy Hartsock "needs to get out more." Simon was aggrieved when I (rightly I think) called for the total destruction of the non-West. Omar Costa Rica was likewise insulted when I compared him to a hyacinth macaw and misspelled his name. John McCreery was p.o.'d when I accused him of deliberately inserting product placements in his posts. Paul Stone ... let me skip him, too many contumelies to tally. Robert Paul is insulted by my existence, though I try to offer more specific complaints. Walter went into a transcendental high dudgeon when I wrote that philosophy was the last resort of failed poets. Orion Anderson should have been insulted when I implied he or she was a spamming toadie butt-monkey for a pompous mercenary psychobabble fool, but he or she was too busy spamming to notice. I insulted Donal in W1 through 3 and then falsified it. I blackguarded Veronica and Elvis Costello by association. This for starters. 

Apologize? You hire the secretarial staff.
However if you want to be insulted by Shakespeare, go to http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? 


Yours in friendship,
Billingsgate de Nunciatori





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