[lit-ideas] Love 2.0

 Love 2.0
 
  Tech Support: Yes Ma'am, how can I help you?
 
  Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
 decided to   install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
 
  Tech Support: Yes I can help you. Are you ready to
 proceed?
 
  Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
 I'm ready.   What do I do first?
 
  Tech Support: The first step is to open your heart.
  Have you located your heart Ma'am?
 
  Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
 running now.   Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
 
  Tech Support: What programs are running Ma'am?
 
  Customer: Let's see, I have past-hurt, low
 self-esteem, grudge,   and resentment running right now.
 
  Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase
 past-hurt
  from your current operating system. It may remain
 in your
  permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt
 other programs.
  Love will eventually override low self-esteem with
 a module of
  it's own called high self-esteem. However, you have
 to
  completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those
 programs
  prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you
 turn those
  off Ma'am?
 
  Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
 you tell me
  how?
 
  Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
 and invoke
  forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary
 until grudge
  and forgiveness have completely erased.
 
  Customer: Okay done, Love has started installing
 itself.
  Is that normal?
 
  Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
 the base
  program. You need to begin connecting to other
 hearts in order
  to get the upgrades.
 
  Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
  It says, "error-program not run on external
 components."
  What should I do?
 
  Tech Support: Don't worry Ma'am, It means the Love
 program is
  set-up to run on internal hearts but has not yet
 been run on
  your heart. In non-technical terms, it means you
 have to Love
  yourself before you can Love others.
 
  Customer: So what should I do?
 
  Tech Support: Can you pull down self-acceptance;
 then click on
  the following files: Forgive-self; Realize your
 worth;
  Acknowledge your limitations.
 
  Customer: OK, done.
 
  Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart"
 directory.
  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
 begin
  patching faulty programming. Also, you need to
 delete verbose
  self-criticism from all directories and empty your
 recycle bin
  to make sure it is completely gone and never comes
 back.
 
  Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up
 with new
  files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
 Contentment
  are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this
 normal?
 
  Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a
 while, but
  eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper
 time.
  So Love is installed and running.
  One more thing before we hang-up.
  Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's
 various modules
  to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it
 with others and
  return some cool modules back to you.
 

yrs,
andreas
www.andreas.com


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