[lit-ideas] Re: Life begins with a handshake

Two minutes a shot. Revelation! Now we know how Robbie Burns got so many
illegitimate kids.

John

On Sat, May 5, 2012 at 11:12 AM, David Ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:

>
> On May 4, 2012, at 12:01 PM, Mike Geary wrote:
>
> > I'm getting sick and tired of all you Yankees making fun of God and all
> things wholesome and decent.  The average time of human coitus is two
> minutes (according to those who time these things).
>
> Hey, Sonny Jim, ah'm with youse.  Ah don't cair whit thon wee boys ta tha
> south of here call folk to the north of youse, but when someyin begins ta
> tak the piss oot ah oor dear laird's idea o' how long a tappin's supposed
> to last, well then boy, ah'm referrin' them tae a bible or a beatin, one or
> th'other.  Two minutes is the time established fer doing it decent, without
> yon porn o'graphy.  That's the way it's tae be.  Says Goad.  Since Eden.
>  Right?
>
> David Ritchie,
> Crumbling Flats,
> Dunrumbling,
> Near Glasgow
>
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