Two minutes a shot. Revelation! Now we know how Robbie Burns got so many illegitimate kids. John On Sat, May 5, 2012 at 11:12 AM, David Ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>wrote: > > On May 4, 2012, at 12:01 PM, Mike Geary wrote: > > > I'm getting sick and tired of all you Yankees making fun of God and all > things wholesome and decent. The average time of human coitus is two > minutes (according to those who time these things). > > Hey, Sonny Jim, ah'm with youse. Ah don't cair whit thon wee boys ta tha > south of here call folk to the north of youse, but when someyin begins ta > tak the piss oot ah oor dear laird's idea o' how long a tappin's supposed > to last, well then boy, ah'm referrin' them tae a bible or a beatin, one or > th'other. Two minutes is the time established fer doing it decent, without > yon porn o'graphy. That's the way it's tae be. Says Goad. Since Eden. > Right? > > David Ritchie, > Crumbling Flats, > Dunrumbling, > Near Glasgow > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > -- John McCreery The Word Works, Ltd., Yokohama, JAPAN Tel. +81-45-314-9324 jlm@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://www.wordworks.jp/