[lit-ideas] Re: Inflewenza
- From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:17:51 -0400
"Acute, Circumflex, and Grave"
Avoid the phrase "editing reality."
Change exploitation to fair use.
Employ a down-style for improper nouns,
Species and subspecies in italics,
References to drawings in bold.
Delete conviction; insert ambiguity,
Interpret individual as general particular.
Change atrocities to allegations.
For prudent read prudish.
Retract assertions. Advance insinuations.
Underline relative truths and everyday people.
Place deconstruction under meanings-comma-broken
Expunge slander. Interpolate calumny.
Place mysterium tremendum
before sapientia sacerdotalis.
Where viable, subrogate idiocy for iniquity.
Cut the bottom line; paste it in the header.
Inscribe the paths of least resistance.
For moral read mortal.
Run responsibility into the next paragraph.
Flag social conscience.
Avoid honorificabilitudinitatibus.
Profess common sense.
For Walter Benjamin read Jewel.
For Pelagic read Albigensian.
For police action read market opportunity.
For what you don't want, read what you want.
To end, smile and say thank you.
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