[lit-ideas] Illogicisms -- And how to spot them

 
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and  if it 
were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.' 
It was fashionable in Paris for a while to write books against  Aristotle. 
Deleuze, La logic de sense, etc. 
 
>What is, pray, an illogicism?
 
          [Echoes of  Andreas:   'illogical statement'
                            R. Paul:     whoa??
 
 
TEST YOUR ILLOGICALITY. GO OVER THIS LIST OF QUOTES FROM THE OED --  under 
'illogic' and CHECK whether YOU THINK it's
logic or illogic, 
 
1588 FRAUNCE  Lawiers Log. I. xii.  56b, 
 
Illogical lawyers who think it a fruiteless  point of superfluous curiosity 
to understand the words of a man's own  profession. 
 
          GIST: If a lawyer  says this below he is stating an illogical 
statement:
 
                    "It's a fruitless point of superfluous curiosity to 
understand the words of a  man's own profession."
 
1663 COWLEY Verses & Ess., Shortness of Life (1669) 137 
 
What is there among the actions of Beasts so illogical and  repugnant to 
Reason? 
 
                    This corresponds to what a beast do, e.g. shit on carpets.
                    -- or eating rugs.
                    So the statement would have to be expressed in the point 
of view of the  Schrodinger's Cat
 
                               "I piss where I like"
 
 
1788 Warburton's Div. Legat.  III. iv.  Wks. II. 95 
 
Though their principles were often unnatural,  their conclusions were rarely 
illogical. 
 
          Too many meiosis for  the general understanding.
          Anyway, a conclusion  would be illogical
 
                           Men are angels
                           Angels have wings
                           ___________________
                           Ergo, angels are men.
 
 
1850 KINGSLEY Alt. Locke i. (1876) 14 
A foolish and illogical antipathy.
 
             These are the worst. E.g. antipathy towards the Queen, if you 
are her  subject.
 
             statement, "I abhorr the Queen" Donal McE. (<---- illogical)
 
 
1856 J.  SKELTON  in Edin. Ess. 88 
 
An article pervaded by the fervid illogic of Mr. Kingsley's  mind. 
 
 
           This is  possibly related to the previous one.
            So I can  take his example as illogical, "Skelton's antipathy is 
illogical"
 
 
1887  Pall Mall G. 1 Apr. 4 There  is..one delicious bit of Thereor rather  
ratherin this morning's chorus. 
 
        Perhaps it was:
 
                 "The church's one foundation is Jesus Christ the lord"
 
1889 Sat. Rev. 7 Dec., The illogic of  the official position is clear. 
 
                "War to Argentina!"
 
 
1955 Bull. Atomic Sci. Apr. 131/1 
 
So there was no illogic or softheadedness in the  Commission's concern about 
the dangers inherent in the investigative process or  in clearance 
determinations. 
 
                  Not sure about that. I think there _was_ sofheadedness. But 
a concern is  illogical in almost every 
                  respect when overdue -- except when it comes to Atomic 
Science.
 
 
1965 Sunday Times (Colour Suppl.) 23 May 21/1 There's no room for illogic in 
an Ellery Queen mystery. 
 
                     I follow that. Note that we don't have to find an 
example here
                    as  there's no room for it.
                    Borges's  first story appeared in the Ellery Queen 
magazine ("The garden of forking  paths")
                     And Borges used to cite Chesterton who would say that 
the good thing of a  mystery is the NON-appeal to
                     the supernatural (which would be 'illogical' -- e.g. 
appeal to magic or divine  intervention)
 
 
1972  Nature 1 Sept. 54/2 With the  same illogic with which the Englishman 
will eat cow but not dog, will hang game  but not chicken.
 
             Hadn't thought about that.
             Cows  are harder to train to stay warm by the fireside.
             Also clumsier at hunting foxes.
           So why  the change?
           Nice  thing of the game is the antlers (if that's the word). 
Nothing extravagant about  a poulet.
 
            Dog  meat probably tastes worse than cow meat. They say 
(Columbus) that the tastier  meat is man's. 
 
           And  that was naturally written by an non-Englishman, and we may 
concede that each  nation has its own logic.
 
1830 Blackw. Mag.  XXVIII. 874 The utter illogicality of any argument drawn 
from  their misery. 
 
               Here it's an argument deemed 'illogical' if it has "We are 
miserable" as  premise. Not enough information to judge this.
 
 
1873  H. SPENCER Study Sociol. xvi. (1877) 396  The illogicalities and 
absurdities to be found..in current  opinions. 
 
                      Again, enthymematic. But current opinions tend to be 
_contradictory_. 
                      In Spanish we have,
 
                            no por mucho madrugar se amanece mas temprano.
                                          Waking up early doesn't make it 
_dawn_ early.
 
                    but an anti-thetical proverb,
 
                              al que madruga dios lo ayuda
                              He who wakes up at dawn, is helped by God.
 
                   I suppose it's that kind of illogicality that Spencer may 
be at?
                  Another one would be, by 1873, about Evolution:
 
                             "Man was created by God, and thus had no Navel.
                              Woman was created out of Man's rib.
                              Man and Woman started to reproduce 
                              and here we are!"
 
 
1882 Athenæum 15 July 72/1 Another  instance of unpoetic illogicality.
 
                   This  would be something like "2 + 2 = 5"
 
1660 R.  COKE  Justice Vind. 54 
They..most illogically confound the relations of agencie and  patiencie in 
the same subject. 
 
                  That's terrible. This is Aristotelian science. "Ergon" vs. 
"pathos" -- and in  the same Subject.
                   As when they say, "I have a terrible headache. Must have 
been something I  ate".
                              ERGON: "I have a headache"
                              PATHOS: "Something I ate"
                 It's  usually a _stomach ache_ that is caused (patience) by 
something you ate  (agencie)
 
1752 WARBURTON Serm. xiii. Wks. IX. (R.), He  would infer, and not 
illogically on such a..Principle, that [etc.]. 
                 He is distinguishing between inferring logically and 
illogically.
                 ILOGICAL INFERENCE

Snow is white or grass is green
                                 grass  is not green
                                  ____________________________
                                  snow is not white.
 
 
1869 Spectator 24 July 861 The  affair..was settled English fashion, 
illogically and stupidly, but  finally.
                "Let's set the affair this way. 
                       They say Oxford does not allow dogs -- and Mr. 
Schrodinger has a  dog?
But Oxford will allow cat? Well, let's deem that Mr. Schrodinger's dog is a  
cat.
                               (recoll. by Grice, WOW). 
 
1639 HAMMOND  Serm., Pastors  Motto Wks. 1683 IV. 546 The  illogicalness of 
the inference. 
                 Apparently this is the good area.
                 Cfr. Strawson on 'therefore'.
                 Note that 'therefore' is a metalogical conjunctive (unlike 
'and' and 'or')
 
                                     If snow is white, grass is green
                                     grass is green
                                     __________________________
                                     snow is white 
 
That would be illogical.
 
                                      if snow is white, grass is green
                                      snow is white
                                      ____________________________
                                      grass is green
 
That would be logical
 
                                     If snow is white, grass is green
                                     grass is not green.
                                     __________________________
                                     snow is not white.
 
That would be logical
 
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1683  O. U. Parish Churches no Conventicles 7 We may plainly see the 
Illogicalness of his Arguing. 
 
1890  Daily News 10 Mar. 5/3 That  curious illogicalness which the rural 
magisterial mind is sometimes ‘very  cunning in’.
 
1884 A.  BIRRELL  Obiter Dicta Ser. I. 182 The baffled illogician, persecuted 
in one position, flees into  another.
 
1886 Daily Tel. 9 Apr.  5/1 The measure..is pervaded by one obvious 
illogicity.



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