[lit-ideas] If I Were An Islamofacist

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If I were an Islamofacist
this is what I would do,
I'd join the Republican party
and rant against Muslims too.
Cry out would I:
"Take heed, take heed,
my fellowmen all,
Jihadists are coming,
they're just down the hall,
They've heard that America is Paradise,
and their looking for their virgin reward.
And if they're disappointed,  oh my,
I promise you, it won't be nice. 
Forgive me if my language 
is as crude as a Ford
amongst your Mercedes,
but clearly I must warn you
that all they really want to do
is to ball your wives and  daughters --
however virginal.
Lock away your wives and daughters,
Lock them away, don't let them out of the house.
But if about they must roust,
then hide them under cloth.
Warn them of the dangers
of lurking Islamophallocentrism,
Scare the little darlings,
into some socio-sexual schism,
To arms!  To arms!
my fellowmen all,
lest our wives and our daughters 
find delight in being balled.

Mike Geary
Memphis

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