[lit-ideas] How to Draw a Crowd

Seems to me you've got a problem over there in drawing a crowd together. I 
suppose it must be result of insufficient history or something.

Take Luton Town Football Club. Bottom of the football league on a grand total 
of zero points, at their last match away to Darlington they managed to draw a 
crowd numbering something around 3,000. Can you imagine such numbers? They had 
to round it down there were so many.

I mean, what hope is there for you over there when the new boss manages to 
gather together a few hundred on a side street. 

You know, if it would help, we'd be happy enough to bring you back under our 
wing. I suppose we might let a couple of you vote since that seems to mean so 
much. 

Just don't think about drinking our tea!

Simon

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