[lit-ideas] "Dårlig-Tilbage Bjerg" [was Danish brokeback]

"Forget movies about gay cowboys. I'm making a movie about gay Arab suicide bombers who find it difficult to blow themselves up in a bus full of naked Danish male dancers." 


Ha-ha!

I can see the Hollywood remake of "Dårlig-Tilbage Bjerg."

Producer: What do you have for me?

Gilbert Gottfried: You gotta try this! It's a movie about gay Arab suicide bombers who find it difficult to blow themselves up in a bus full of naked Danish male dancers.

Producer: We need a woman. How about a hot lesbian suicide bomber who has a crisis of faith when she falls in love with the svelte Nordic bus driver?

Gilbert Gottfried: And she's good with a samurai sword?

Producer: Yeah a sword fight movie with bombs and a gay subtheme. Aggressive, sexy, explosive, controversial.

Gilbert Gottfried: Plus we give the gay arab suicide bombers lumbar subluxations, bad sciatica, and when the bus goes over those nasty mountain roads....

Producer: Where are you going with this?

Gilbert Gottfried: It's a homage. We can call it Bad Back Mountain.

Producer: But where do the swords come in? We need swords. We also need straight cast or it won't play in East Jabit.

Gilbert Gottfried: We get Steven Seagal, DMX, and Isaiah Washington as US special ops ninjas who try to stop the bus from reaching ... an important city!

Producer: What's an important city in Denmark?

Gilbert Gottfried (reflectively) : Oslo!!


and so on and so on






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