[lit-ideas] Belly Up to the Bardo

"I'm moving to Tibet to be with the Dalai Lama. He's pure. That's so
clear in his
commercials."
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[SHOT OF DAILI LAMA BEING ABDUCTED BY LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]

[RAP CHORUS UP]

You gotta have a Lama,
the best that you can get.
So when you get a Lama,
you get one from Tibet.

[DAILI LAMA TRADES ROLES WITH LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]

Get the Dalai Lama,
to ask his point of view.
Grab that Dalai Lama,
and put him on your crew.

[DALAI LAMA DRESSED AS LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]

Give the Lama bling and a Glock,
put him on patrol on your block.

[FADE TO GRAPHICS WITH VOICEOVER] COMING SOON FROM FOX. 

[TIBET FOOTAGE, MUSIC] HE WAS A HOLY MAN, SELECTED AT BIRTH ...

[LOS ANGELES FOOTAGE, MUSIC] HE WAS A GANG LEADER WHO RULED SOUTH CENTRAL LA ...

[PHOTO MONTAGE]

[VOICEOVER] AND NOW THEY'RE TRADING PLACES! 

[MUSIC UP]

[VOICEOVER] LAMA IN THE HOOD. THIS SUMMER FROM FOX. 

[MUSIC AND GRAPHICS UP AND OUT]
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