[lit-ideas] Re: Anymore
- From: Jlsperanza@xxxxxxx
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:36:22 EST
From "Thursday sermons", by Revd. Geary:
"To-day we'll speak about grammar.
Grammar is what separates us
from the beasts.
Have you ever wondered why
the lower classes act so beastly?
[pause. silence in the auditorioum]
Here's a clue: check out their grammar.
Yes, that's why.
They are beastly because their grammar is beastly.
Grammar is our shibboleth.
Our shibboleth
for
education.
Our shibboleth for class
Our shibboleth for worthiness.
So, too, is accent.
As is vocabulary.
How many of you know what 'shibboleth'
means.
[Silence from the audience]
How many.
It's the blood in the flood.
"For they were slaughtered ‘at the fords of Jordan’"
Amen
(Congregation: Amen)
Grammar is a shibboleth -- and you know it.
"No we ain't" saith the fool
Yeah he _shall_, says I.
"Ain't" -- what does 'ain't' convey?
What does 'ain't' convey to you?
Well, it conveys the same grammatical
meaning as "is/am/are not".
What "ain't" does not convey is
gentile, oops gentle, upbringing and
grammar's main function in human
communication is not
communication of meaning.
Grammar's main function in
humman communication -- nay, human communion --
is communication of class.
[Silence]
And them what don't speak it don't gets no job.
[Genteel smiles from the auditorioum --
followed by soft 'shh']
It's as simple as that. We here
at the Memphis Metaphysical Ministry
have struggled -- and struggled
to establish Grammatical Outreach
Programs for many years
I don't need to tell you about that no more. Do I.
but it takes two.
The fool, Jesus says, is slow
in taking advantage of our pastoral help.
If today we offer you poetry, it is with the hope that
it will inspire you all
a greater interest in
grammatical correctness
-- especially in the innercity neighborhoods of Memphis.
And perchance turn this, my beloved city, around,
In this letter, by our dear Mirembe Nantango,
it's all to clear [displays letter -- reads]
Nineteen anymore
Nineteen anymore
A whistle in the dark.
We'll squeeze Michael a bit.
We'll squeeze Michael a bit. A whistle in the
dark.
He'll chip in anymore.
Anymore he'll chip -- _in_.
Nineteen anymore
Nineteen anymore
Everything we do
anymore
seems to have to be done
in a big hurry.
Done in a big hurry anymore
Everything we do.
We'll squeeze Michael a bit.
Nineteen anymore
A whistle in the dark.
He'll chip in -- anymore.
[JL -- the collection]
In a message dated 2/26/2009 8:04:52 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
It's wrong, right? Common enough in student writing, but wrong.
"We don’t have that Saturday rush anymore."
I don't think it's wrong. The OED has it as
"also 19- anymore". And that's _descriptive_, right?
----There's a long attestation for the spelling, notably T. Murphy, in
"Whistle in the Dark".
Forms: see ANY a. and pron. and MORE a., pron., n.3, adv., and prep.; also
19- anymore.
a1382 Bible (Wycliffite, E.V.): Jer. (Bodl. 959) iii. 1
If a man schal leue his wijf & she..wedde anoer man, wheer shal she turnen
aeen any more to hym?
a1450 (a1338) R. MANNYNG Chron. (Lamb.) I. 14001 yf e chalange hym any mare.
1526 Pylgrimage of Perfection (de Worde) f. 212 But now he shall neuer dye
ony more.
1490 CAXTON Eneydos xix. 72 To presse me wyth wordes ony more.
c1680 BEVERIDGE Serm. (1729) I. 503 Few that do any more than profess it.
1792 A. YOUNG Trav. France 262 What, in point of beauty, has London to do
with the Thames..any more than with Fleet-ditch, buried as it is, a common
shore?
1920 D. H. LAWRENCE Women in Love xiii. 167 ‘Quite absurd,’ he said. ‘
Suffering bores me, any more.’
1920 J. A. ROBERTSON Hidden Romance New Test. viii. 173, I see you are a
Jew, like myself... But you don't wear the Zizith any more than I do.
1961 T. MURPHY Whistle in Dark in Plays (1989) IV. II. 47 We'll squeeze
Michael a bit. He'll chip in anymore.
1979 Whig-Standard (Kingston, Ontario) 20 Nov. 1/3 Everything we do anymore
seems to have to be done in a big hurry.
JLS
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