[lit-ideas] Re: A Kingdom for a Blink

This certainly is a way of saying nothing at all.  I take it as a
concession that your position is indefensible.


> [Original Message]
> From: Eric Yost <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Date: 4/27/2006 3:49:15 PM
> Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: A Kingdom for a Blink
>
> Emily Litella* (aka Andyrene): Boy, are you 
> slippery.  Then what's all the talk about 
> preemptive use of nukes?
>
> _____
>
> *
> Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its 
> obligation to present responsible opposing 
> viewpoints to our editorials. Here to reply to a 
> recent editorial, is Emily Litella.
>
> Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out 
> against busting schoolchildren. Busting 
> schoolchildren is a terrible, terrible thing. I 
> hear this is going on all over the country. Mean 
> policemen arrest little children and put them in 
> jail in the wrong neighborhood, so they can't even 
> play with their little friends. Imagine, busting 
> schoolchildren! The food in jail isn't good, and 
> even though they get bread, I don't believe they 
> can get toast. Or nice cake. Now, who will tuck 
> them in? Where will they hang their leggings? 
> Where will they set up their little lemonade 
> stands? Well, they don't have toys in jail, except 
> maybe..
>
> Chevy Chase: [ interrupting ] Miss Litella?
>
> Emily Litella: Yes?
>
> Chevy Chase: I'm sorry. The editorial was on 
> bussing schoolchildren. Bussing. Not busting.
>
> Emily Litella: Oh. I'm sorry. Never mind.
>
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