Re: Parody: "I Am a Total Devotee of Leica M Photography"

Agreed, this ought to be the LHSA anthem.

Doug Herr
Birdman of Sacramento
http://www.wildlightphoto.com


on 5/29/04 5:30 AM, Dave Saalsaa at SaalsD@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

> Peter, this is a masterpiece.  Gilbert and Sullivan would be proud!  Good
> job, my man.  And I agree with Ted that this should be sung at the next
> Leica Historical Society of  America's annual meeting.  In fact it should be
> the new theme song for Leica with royalties paid in the form of a new
> Noctilux.  ;-)
> 
> Dave
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Peter Klein" <pklein@xxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <lug@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>; <leica@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>; <mugers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Friday, May 28, 2004 11:03 PM
> Subject: Parody: "I Am a Total Devotee of Leica M Photography"
> 
> 
>> "I Am A Total Devotee of Leica M Photography"
>> Copyright (c) 2004 Peter A. Klein
>> Sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General"
>> Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan
>> 
>> - - - - -
>> Scene:  A photographic gathering in a posh metropolitan hotel.  The
>> Master Amateur is holding forth on the glories of Leica.  He is dressed
>> in a battered old raincoat and a French beret. In his hand is a
>> battered M3 covered with black tape.  He is surrounded by a chorus of
>> paunchy middle-aged men, each wearing an enormous autofocus SLR with
>> zoom lens.  The lenses bounce on their bellies when they sing.
>> - - - - -
>> 
>> (MASTER AMATEUR)
>> I am a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> I will not buy a digicam, I won't do videography.
>> I read the work of Lager with his product list canonical.
>> I'll never use a plastic lens with focus ultrasonical.
>> 
>> I look at other cameras with an attitude that's whimsical.
>> I do not want an SLR with viewing pentaprimsical.
>> The look of glass from Asia makes me squint my eyes and squirm a knee.
>> I'd rather get my lenses from a little town in Germany.
>> 
>> (CHORUS)
>> He'd rather get his lenses from a little town in Germany.
>> He'd rather get his lenses from a little town in Germany.
>> He'd rather get his lenses from a little town in Germa-Germa-ny.
>> 
>> (MASTER AMATEUR)
>> I will never put my camera on a tripod that is teetering.
>> I cannot understand the need for modern matrix metering.
>> Look back upon my history, it's all in my biography:
>> I am a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> (CHORUS)
>> Look back upon his history, it's all in his biography:
>> He is a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> 
>> (MASTER AMATEUR)
>> I love my Leica cameras with passion that's tyrannical
>> A rangefinder, a floating frame, and everything mechanical.
>> The shutter curtain's rubberized, and fashioned from the finest silk.
>> The lenses have a bokeh that is smooth as summer buttermilk.
>> 
>> My fifty f-two Summicron takes landscapes that are lyrical.
>> I pierce the gloomy shadows with my Summilux aspherical.
>> I must have Leica quality although it costs me lots o' bucks.
>> I bought a ninety APO, I'm saving for a Noctilux.
>> 
>> He bought a ninety APO, he's saving for a Noctilux.
>> He bought a ninety APO, he's saving for a Noctilux.
>> He bought a ninety APO, he's saving for a Nocti-Nocti-lux.
>> 
>> I develop all my Tri-X film in acid that's ascorbical.
>> I try to make my photos have a reference metaphorbical.
>> And so throughout my history, you'll find in my biography:
>> I am a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> (CHORUS)
>> And so throughout his history, we find in his biography:
>> He is a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> 
>> (MASTER AMATEUR)
>> I want to be like Eisenstadt and Smith and Frank and HCB.
>> I take my Christmas photos in a style that's documentary.
>> I never shoot at weathered rocks and twisted trees and gnats and logs.
>> There's universal pathos in my pictures of my cats and dogs.
>> 
>> I lurk in bars and coffeshops, and stalk the streets with Delphic glee.
>> To shoot unwary passers-by with Leica mounted pelvically.
>> But when I spy a plant that has a lovely flower's bloom upon.
>> I take a dazzling close-up with my dual-ranging Summicron.
>> 
>> (CHORUS)
>> He takes a dazzling close-up with his dual-ranging Summicron.
>> He takes a dazzling close-up with his dual-ranging Summicron.
>> He takes a dazzling close-up with his dual-ranging Summi-Summi-cron.
>> 
>> (MASTER AMATEUR)
>> And although I've tried the other brands they always are inferior.
>> They can't resolve the fuzz upon a baby's bare posterior.
>> That's why throughout my history, you'll find in my biography:
>> I am a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> (CHORUS)
>> That's why throughout his history, you'll find in his biography:
>> He is a total devotee of Leica M photography.
>> 
>> ------------
>> --Peter Klein
>> Seattle, WA
>> 
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