[jsfg_cinti] A job tip and some humor

 Not job-search related, but a job tip for you once you get that great new job!
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A sales rep., an engineer and their manager are walking to lunch when they find 
an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. 

The Genie says, "I usually grant three wishes to he who rubs the lamp.  But 
since there are three of you, I'll give each of you one wish." 
"Me first! Me first!" says the engineer. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving 
a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. 

In astonishment the sales rep. exclaims, "Me next! Me next! I want to be in 
Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of 
pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. 

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. 

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." 

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always let your boss have the first (and last) say!!!
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