First, forget connecting the toast to the cat; simply butter the cat's back and drop the cat. Second, my eldest cat has a JAWS fixation too. I've started keeping one of those carpeted cat towers next to my computer chair, so Little Miss has somewhere to lounge (My lap is occupied by the pull-out keyboard). The ferrets also find JAWS interesting; they continue to attack the speakers, whenever I have one sitting with me on the computer (They can fit in my lap with the pull-out keyboard). JAWS definitely provides humor that was an accident of design. Smiles, Lori in Ohio