# Re: cats

• From: Sue B <sueb@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
• To: jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
• Date: Wed, 05 May 2010 07:23:47 -0400

I have a cat who thinks JAWS is the greatest thing since sliced bread. When she hears the computer she comes running. She knows that means I'm going to be sitting still, and thus be available for her to curl up in my lap. I'm convinced she knows more about JAWS than I do.

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Sue B.

On 5/4/2010 11:45 PM, Kerri wrote:
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```now when cats learn jfw, we might have somehting here.
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If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, what happens if you dropped a cat that was connected to the buttered toast?
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----- Original Message -----
*From:* Tim <mailto:tim@xxxxxxxxxx>
*To:* jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:05 PM
*Subject:* Re: nvda

Well we first need to know how far the cat and the toast are
falling so we can put the values into the equations for the law of
gravity. Further, we would need to know if it was falling at an
angle or falling straight. It is not likely the toast will lose
its connection with the cat until both hit the ground--assuming
butter is the only adhesive in the scenario being envisioned here.
Tim

----- Original Message -----
*From:* Kerri <mailto:shalom75@xxxxxxxxx>
*To:* jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 04, 2010 9:11 PM
*Subject:* Re: nvda

You people sure need a life lift if you insist upon the
analysis of the signature.
If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always
lands buttered side down, what happens if you dropped a cat
that was connected to the buttered toast?

----- Original Message -----
*From:* George B <mailto:gbmagoo@xxxxxxxxxxx>
*To:* jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:15 PM
*Subject:* RE: nvda

the toast will land on the non butter side down and the
cat o it's feet since it is the mor domanent over the butter

*From:* jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
<mailto:jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] *On Behalf Of *Kerri
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 04, 2010 14:34
*To:* jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Subject:* Re: nvda

That's not eh question, it's the ragging  upon my fucking
signature that's making me angry. I asked "does NVDA work
signature.

If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast
always lands buttered side down, what happens if you
dropped a cat that was connected to the buttered toast?

----- Original Message -----

*From:* sister Heather Albright <mailto:kd5cbl@xxxxxxxxx>

*To:* jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>

*Sent:* Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:47 PM

*Subject:* Re: nvda

Wow, I don't understand the need for using curse words
on any list if you are asking for help!  If one does
not get the answer to their question, just explain it
again in a different way or give more details of the
problem.  I would be apologizing to the list for the
lack of respect given to it's members!

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