RE: [FW]Mastercard Wedding

So not only is it not related to JAWS, it's fake.
I'm not saying anymore on this, hopefully the thread will die very quickly.




At 12:19 PM 9/17/2007, you wrote:
This is an old urban legend.




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Mastercard Wedding

oh my gosh....

 You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding

 that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it.

 It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

 After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
 microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party
was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.

 The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^ You!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MasterCard

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"


Life is all about ass;
You're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.

Diamond




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Subject : Mastercard Wedding

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Subject: Mastercard Wedding





>

>

>> oh my gosh....

>>

>>

>> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent

wedding

>> that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper

and

>> even Jay Leno mentioned it.

>>

>> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

>>

>> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a



>> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone

for

>> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

>>

>> He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank

his

>> new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

>>

>> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give

everyone a

>> special gift just from him.

>> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding

party

>> was an envelope.

>> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their

>> envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his

bride

>> having sex with the best man.

>>

>> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a



>> private detective to tail them.

>>

>> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a

>> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^ You!"


Then

>> he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!"

>>

>> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

>>

>> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

>>

>> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after

>> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,

as

>> if nothing were wrong.

>>

>> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a

300-guest

>> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and

best

>> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and

>> family members.

>>

>> This guy has balls the size of church bells.

>>

>> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of

>> this?

>>

>> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:

$32,000.

>> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

>> Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

>>

>> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the

bride

>> humping the best man: Priceless.

>>

>> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

>> MasterCard

>>

>> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar

of

>> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"

>>




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