[jaws-uk] Re: New Year Wishes

Well that's so nice to hear, but could ya tell me how I can have a Happy New 
Year when I'm sitting here suffering the effects of my guide dug's 
flatulence, after he went awol in the park for ten minutes this morning!?

*smile* All the best from Bonnie Scotland!

Robin.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "susan mcdonald" <susan_mcdonald52@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <undisclosed-recipients:>
Sent: Sunday, December 31, 2006 4:36 PM
Subject: [jaws-uk] New Year Wishes


> May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,
> your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your
> podiatrist, your
> psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.
>
> May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not
> fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
> your white
> blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
>
> May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your
> beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the
> environment
> quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than
> anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
>
> May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
> delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind
> to your
> blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
>
> May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish
> dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you have
> been watching,
> and may your check book and your budget balance - and include generous
> amounts for charity.
>
> May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse,
> your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your
> nurse,
> your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
>
> And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's love 
> in
> every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every
> lover's
> kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
>
> Written By: Rabbi Jacob Pressman
>
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