[jaws-uk] New Year Wishes

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, 
your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your 
podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not 
fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, 
your white
blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with your 
beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the 
environment
quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than 
anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you 
delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind 
to your
blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish 
dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you have 
been watching,
and may your check book and your budget balance - and include generous 
amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, 
your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your 
nurse,
your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's love in 
every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every 
lover's
kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

Written By: Rabbi Jacob Pressman

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