[isalist] Re: Bogon IP's

  • From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:39:16 -0600

See, see the Sage sky 
Marvel at its big Pink depths. 
Tell me, Thor do you 
Wonder why the Dog ignores you? 
Why its foobly stare 
makes you feel crap. 
I can tell you, it is 
Worried by your neuropsychologicobullshitological facial growth 
That looks like 
A Jaegermeister. 
What's more, it knows
Your Hork potting shed 
Smells of Hamburger.
Everything under the big Sage sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Mac Minis.

 
Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
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Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
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MVP -- ISA Firewalls

 


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        From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Steve Moffat
        Sent: Monday, March 27, 2006 3:11 PM
        To: ISA Mailing List
        Subject: [isalist] Re: Bogon IP's
        
        

        Hmmm, not very random

         

        Cult to Tim Mullen

         

        See, see the rotund sky 
        Marvel at its big pink depths. 
        Tell me, Shinyone do you 
        Wonder why the Greggo ignores you? 
        Why its foobly stare 
        makes you feel alive. 
        I can tell you, it is 
        Worried by your fiyhfreun facial growth 
        That looks like 
        A mould. 
        What's more, it knows
        Your puck potting shed 
        Smells of phlegm.
        Everything under the big rotund sky
        Asks why, why do you even bother?
        You only charm dog****s.

         

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        From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thor (Hammer of God)
        Sent: Monday, March 27, 2006 5:05 PM
        To: ISA Mailing List
        Subject: [isalist] Re: Bogon IP's

         

        Cult of Steve Moffat - Vogon Poetry Generator
        
        See, see the Scottish sky 
        Marvel at its big mauve depths. 
        Tell me, Greggo do you 
        Wonder why the pug ignores you? 
        Why its foobly stare 
        makes you feel buggered. 
        I can tell you, it is 
        Worried by your dirkelsnot facial growth 
        That looks like 
        A furry animals. 
        What's more, it knows
        Your puke potting shed 
        Smells of banana slug.
        Everything under the big Scottish sky
        Asks why, why do you even bother?
        You only charm feets.
        
        On 3/27/06 12:43 PM, "Steve Moffat" <steve@xxxxxxxxxx> cracked
open their festering gap to reveal:

        Bogoff IP's are the ones nobody wants.
         
        S
         

        
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        From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Amy Babinchak
        Sent: Monday, March 27, 2006 4:39 PM
        To: ISA Mailing List
        Subject: [isalist] Re: Bogon IP's
        
        I see the usual suspects are at it again. J
        
        Google it. Bogon IP's are IP ranges supposedly not issued by
ISP's yet. Emphasis on the supposedly, as the client was unable to get
to certain websites because the router at the website host was dropping
all requests from their IP. 10 days, spent on resolving that issue.
         
        
        Amy
         

        
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        From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Steve Moffat
        Sent: Monday, March 27, 2006 3:22 PM
        To: ISA Mailing List
        Subject: [isalist] Re: Bogon IP's
        
        What are bogon IP lists?
         
        S
         

        
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        From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Amy Babinchak
        Sent: Monday, March 27, 2006 4:18 PM
        To: ISA Mailing List
        Subject: [isalist] Bogon IP's
        
        So how did bogon IP lists escape my notice? What a mess they
have created for one of my clients.
         
        
        Amy
         

         

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