[HUG] The Public Nuisance

Dear Friends,

 

             Those of you who have front doors with deadbolt locks may want
to slip away from the computer for a few minutes and make sure they are
secured. I have an announcement.

 

             As of yesterday I have retired from my primary food-getting
profession and am free to undertake my secondary ones – photography and
cadging meals. I have invested in a GPS system and am currently in the
process of planning an extended trip to all of your houses where I shall
stay for indefinite periods and give advice. No need to thank me.

 

            Before I commence this life-threatening road trip I will need to
spend a decade in the local photographic trade – I start on the 7th of
January in the retail side. I hope in time to advance to a position where I
can dictate the policies of major manufacturers. I have already sounded out
Agfa and Forte and they were good enough to offer me the position of CEO. I
may hold out for something more exalted, with a gold uniform and personal
assistants.

 

            I have even started to study the digital world on the web and
through our local library. As I have 5 Hasselblad bodies and 6 backs I will
not buy a new Crockoflex D anytime soon, nor will I spring for the CFV. But
the firm I hope to work for has an H3D in its rental department so I may be
able to play with that. As soon as I can get it to output onto Kodak Portra
rather than a screen I’ll be set.

 

             Uncle Dick

 


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