[HUG] Re: Per Nordlund is back...and nervous

Dear Uncle Dick,

I am impressed by your financial analysis of Danish and Scandinavian industries.
Your ideas give rise to new faith in future developments at the Üddavallä Stock 
Exchange.

I asked my broker to buy more Scandinavian stocks.
BTW the ÜddavallÄ Stock Exchange Index reacted promptly it has gone up 
16,94523147421 
points since your message hit the world.

Please give me a few hours before you release new messages.
The internet here is rather slow and I like to instruct my broker in time of 
new developments.

Regards,
Richard




  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Stein 
  To: hasselblad@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 11:29 AM
  Subject: [HUG] Per Nordlund is back...and nervous


  Dear Per,

   

              I have just been reading some historical books and I think I have 
found the answer to the finances of Hasselblad and Imacon. Not that I pretend 
to know what their finances are, but I am trying to help you increase and 
stabilize your cash flow. This will surely have a good effect on the company 
and the employees, as well as ensure that we customers can benefit from 
continued supply of our system components.

   

               The concept is simple. As Joanne Simpson, or Mad Jo the Pirate 
Quean as she is known in Perth, has mentioned, you need to get back to your 
core business philosophy to stabilize your structural integrity in the 
multi-factional inter-relationship. At least that is what they said at business 
school after they took our $ 500 entry fee and pushed us out the door.

   

               I think you also need to search out your national roots and 
ethnic basis to achieve your goals. You are Swedish, I assume. Mr. Poulsen is 
Danish, I believe. There may be many of your fellow countrymen in your 
workforce, plus some Norwegians and Finns. What you need to do is go a ‘viking.

   

               You have perfectly good metalworkers in the Hasselblad factories 
who can work stainless steel and if they can make camera bodies they can make 
swords and spearheads. Helmets are available on the internet, as are warm 
woollen clothes. All you need is a small fleet of fast boats and a fair wind 
and you can row up half the rivers in Europe and bring the benefits of modern 
technology and Scandinavian  diplomacy to a whole new generation of customers. 
I believe most of the churches now use base metal chalices and altar goods but 
you can take a portable credit card machine and loot their treasuries just the 
same. I might point out that modern etiquette means that you will have to issue 
a receipt for any looting or pillaging.

   

              If you wish to capture young women for your wicked ways I can 
recommend Hamburg. Not only is the Reeperbahn convenient for the docks, saving 
having to carry hefty wenches a long way back to the boat, but they do a good 
line in beer.

   

              If you went joint-venture with Nilfisk, Volvo, and Bang & 
Olufsen, you could mount a full-scale invasion. Remember the last time the 
Swedes invaded Germany  and Poland they laid it waste for 30 years so ( Thank 
you King KG…) so this is an opportunity for long term employment.

   

               Uncle Dick  



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