[HUG] Per Nordlund is back...and nervous

Dear Per,

 

            I have just been reading some historical books and I think I
have found the answer to the finances of Hasselblad and Imacon. Not that I
pretend to know what their finances are, but I am trying to help you
increase and stabilize your cash flow. This will surely have a good effect
on the company and the employees, as well as ensure that we customers can
benefit from continued supply of our system components.

 

             The concept is simple. As Joanne Simpson, or Mad Jo the Pirate
Quean as she is known in Perth, has mentioned, you need to get back to your
core business philosophy to stabilize your structural integrity in the
multi-factional inter-relationship. At least that is what they said at
business school after they took our $ 500 entry fee and pushed us out the
door.

 

             I think you also need to search out your national roots and
ethnic basis to achieve your goals. You are Swedish, I assume. Mr. Poulsen
is Danish, I believe. There may be many of your fellow countrymen in your
workforce, plus some Norwegians and Finns. What you need to do is go a
‘viking.

 

             You have perfectly good metalworkers in the Hasselblad
factories who can work stainless steel and if they can make camera bodies
they can make swords and spearheads. Helmets are available on the internet,
as are warm woollen clothes. All you need is a small fleet of fast boats and
a fair wind and you can row up half the rivers in Europe and bring the
benefits of modern technology and Scandinavian  diplomacy to a whole new
generation of customers. I believe most of the churches now use base metal
chalices and altar goods but you can take a portable credit card machine and
loot their treasuries just the same. I might point out that modern etiquette
means that you will have to issue a receipt for any looting or pillaging.

 

            If you wish to capture young women for your wicked ways I can
recommend Hamburg. Not only is the Reeperbahn convenient for the docks,
saving having to carry hefty wenches a long way back to the boat, but they
do a good line in beer.

 

            If you went joint-venture with Nilfisk, Volvo, and Bang &
Olufsen, you could mount a full-scale invasion. Remember the last time the
Swedes invaded Germany  and Poland they laid it waste for 30 years so (
Thank you King KG…) so this is an opportunity for long term employment.

 

             Uncle Dick  


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