[HUG ] Re: Film availability in DFW

Dear Nephew Jeff,

        May I suggest a visit to Camera Electronic Service Co. at 230
Stirling Street, Perth, Western Australia between the hours of 8:30 and
5:30. We have a film fridge that will warm your heart as it freezes your
face. Sheet film, roll film, instant film, bulk film, mysterious things
wrapped in brown paper, outdated film to sell to poor students, boutique
film to sell to rich students....

        We have Polaroids, though fortunately the cream stops the cracking
and itching....

        And best of all, we have...me. I've tried everything in the shop
fridge and can give you the ins and outs of practical application. No
science, mind, just manful lies and bland assurance that it will be the best
film you ever bought. If you are prepared to purchase the case and a half of
fresh 100 ASA Kodak transparency film in 4 x 5 that the floor manager
ordered by mistake, we are prepared to throw in the sales girl, or the floor
manager.

Uncle Dick

* PS: note those opening hours. Close at 5:30. For those customers who want
to linger beyond this time ( by coincidence the closing time of the shop
seems to coincide with the opening time of a six-pack of beer ) we have a
special surprise - a dugite on a stick.

        


        


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