[guide.chat] rake
- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2012 22:01:18 +0100
:Fwd: Rake - You can't beat UK humour..
Rake - You can't beat UK humour......
Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about
to take a shower. Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up
to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't really hear him and shouted back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking
motion.
His wife was a bit puzzled and again said "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
His wife indicated that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed
to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her
backside and finally to her crotch.
Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied,
Scroll on - it is worth it,
"Eye - Left Tit - Behind the hedge - The
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