Hi Miss Potty Brain, I really enjoyed tonight's class, despite being traumatised by seeing Malcolm in his Lycra posing pouch. Anyway after the paramedics sedated me I enjoyed the rest of the class. It was only a couple of hours later when I got home and sat down in my favourite armchair with my cup of tea and my box of Jaffa cakes that I realised that I had left both my false legs in the changing room at class. By the time I got back to the class everyone had gone and Carol had locked up the building. As I was planning to clip my toe-nails this weekend I wondered if you could let me in to pick them up. Apart from that Saturday night I usually go into town and get legless. Please help me Miss Potty. Bedazzled by Darren. xxx