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- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2013 22:04:38 +0100
The scene: The Pearly Gates.
Margaret handbags her way to the front of the queue, demanding that St Peter
grant her entrance.
"Okay, Mrs Thatcher; but I have to make a phone call first", says Peter.
He picks up the phone.
"Lucifer", he says. "Remember that favour I granted you when I let you have
Elvis?"
"Yes", came the response.
"Well, your turn. You can have Mrs Thatcher as well."
PAUSE
"Oh, all right, send her down."
THREE WEEKS LATER.
Peter's having a game of snooker with one of the angels, when the phone rings.
"Look", says Satan, "You got to take that woman back. She's only been here
three weeks and she's closed three furnaces and seven pits....."
Jim
PTL! <><
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