----- Forwarded Message ----- Subject: FW: Need A Chuckle......... Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:56:43 +0000 > > > > > > > > >> >> >>IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD >> >> >>1)You can't count your hair. >> >>2)You can't wash your eyes with soap. >> >>3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out. >> >>Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. (This was just a test!) >> >>Ten (10) Things I know about you. >> >>1) You are reading this. >> >>2) You are human. >> >>3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. >> >>4) You just attempted to do it. >> >>6) You are laughing at yourself. >> >>7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. >> >>8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. >> >>9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it >>too. >> >>10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. >> >>You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot >>category. >> >>Have a great Day. >> >>Laugh, and then Laugh and sing "It's a Beautiful Morning" even when it's not. >> >>"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." >> >