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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:54:07 -0000
:Fwd: Humor: Crime deterrence
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be Baptized, in the name of
Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.")
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the
lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture? She said she had an axe and two 38s!"
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