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  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2012 14:46:55 -0000

:Fwd: humor: pets better than kids?

Remember, Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1.  Eat less
2.  Don't ask for money all the time
3.  Are easier to train
4.  Usually come when called
5.  Never drive your can
6.  Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7.  Don't smoke or drink
8.  Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9.  Don't wear your clothes
10.  Don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
and ...
11.  If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
Keep your eyes on the prize which is Jesus Christ. 

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