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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "gary wiggins" <gary128169@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2012 16:11:43 +0100
:FWD: Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy
little nose.
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to
trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'
'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be
sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I
didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'
'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny.. 'I'm blind,
and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well,
you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy
tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'
The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way,
what kind of animal are you?'
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the
bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake
asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...You must be a
POLITICIAN'
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