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  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "gary wiggins" <gary128169@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2012 21:47:41 +0100

:Fwd: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!

   : WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!

                    A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a 
woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

                    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just 
ordered a glass of champagne,too!'

                    'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special 
day for me.... I am celebrating'

                    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' 
says the woman.

                    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked 
glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

                    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and 
today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

                    'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer 
and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying 
fertilized eggs.'

                    'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens 
become fertile?'

                    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

                    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
  

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