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Subject:Fwd: Whales!

 A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast
  of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale
  recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father
  many years earlier.
  He said to the female whale, Lets both swim under the ship
  and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should
  cause the ship to turn over and sink."
  They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and
  quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors
  had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of
  shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away
  and said to the female, "lets swim after them and gobble
  them up before they reach the shore."
  At this point, the male whale realized the female was
  becoming reluctant to follow him.
  "What's the matter darling?"
  "Look love," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but
  I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.

  I'll get me coat.

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