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  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "sister inlaw pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:21:14 -0000

:Fwd: Telemarketer - Useful tips!

   

          REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER 

          Three Little Words That Work!! 
          (1) 
          The three little words: 'Hold On, Please...' 
          Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead 
of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more 
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. 

          Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know 
it's time to go back and hang up your handset.... you have efficiently 
completed your task. 

          These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.   
          (2) 
          Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other 
end? 
          This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls 
and record s the time of day when a person answers the phone. 

          This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a 
'real' sales-person to call back and get someone at home.
          What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, 
is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as 
quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it 
kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name 
in their system any longer!!! 

          (3) 
          When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything 
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the 
return envelope. 
          Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?
          It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and when they are 
returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not 
get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, 
postage prepaid return envelopes. 

          Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... 
they might need one! Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen 
packs up. You get the idea. 
          If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back 
their blank application form after all, it is their form! 

          If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on 
anything you return. 

          You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep 
them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all you're 
just returning it!!!! 

          The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of 
their own junk back in the post, but folks ...... we need to OVERWHELM them, in 
order to stop them. 

          Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best 
of all they're paying for it ... Twice! 

          Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that 
e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not 
need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea! 

          If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll 
get very little junk mail anymore.. 

          THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD 
          TO YOUR FRIENDS   

 !!!!!!!
        


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