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- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 15:15:48 -0000
Subject:Fwd: Old Timers and Sex!
This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy
The husband leans over and asks his wife, Do
You remember the first time we had sex together
Over fifty years ago?We went behind the village tavern where you
leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard
Their conversation and,
Having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
Against a fence.
ll just keep an eye on them so there's no
Trouble.
So he follows them...
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking
Sticks...
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence..
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in...
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
Moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
Ground.
The policeman is amazed.He
Thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
Recovering,the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their
clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to
Himself,this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
*
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply
Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
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