[guide.chat]

  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "sister inlaw pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:50:07 -0000

here are the 
middle age is ... jokes

"Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a
Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope
it isn't for you.",,,
"Middle age is when you're faced with two
temptations and you choose the one that will get you
home by 9 o'clock."
,,,
"Middle age is when you're willing to get up and
give your seat to a lady - and can't."
,,,
"Middle age is that period in life when your idea
of getting ahead is staying even.",,,
"Middle age is when we can do just as much as
ever but would rather not.",,,,

"Dad'll be with you in a minute. He's just putting
his teeth in."
,,,,

"you found a wrinlkle? give it 25 years and won't have
to look for them ...",,, 


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