here are the middle age is ... jokes "Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.",,, "Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9 o'clock." ,,, "Middle age is when you're willing to get up and give your seat to a lady - and can't." ,,, "Middle age is that period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.",,, "Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever but would rather not.",,,, "Dad'll be with you in a minute. He's just putting his teeth in." ,,,, "you found a wrinlkle? give it 25 years and won't have to look for them ...",,, ----------------------------------------------------------- Sent using Dolphin Guide - Assistive technology from Dolphin Computer Access (Durham Office). Telephone: 0845-225-5005. Web: www.DolphinGuide.com