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:FWD: Those Darn Parrots"!!!

 
                          A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a 
large, beautiful parrot.. 
                        There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

                        "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
                        The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell 
you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, and sometimes 
it says some pretty vulgar stuff." 

                        The woman thought about this, but decided   she had to 
have the bird anyway. 
                        She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her 
living room and waited for it to say something. 
                        The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 
                        "New house, new madam."

                        The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but 
then thought "that's really not so bad." 
                        When her two teenage daughters returned from school, 
the bird saw them and said,   "New house, new madam, new girls." 
                        The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then 
began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had 
been raised. 
                        Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from 
work. 
                        The bird looked at him and said, 
                        "Hi Keith...." 
                         

-------Haha haha its not me!   

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