[guide.chat] miss piggy

hahahahahahehehehehehehehe malcolm 
your such a nutcase hahahahahahaha 
feel sorry for you 
ah poor you go and see a head doctor on Monday sweet heart   well actrually i 
had 6 pigglets all at once by god the labour lasted 40 hours wow couple of days 
i expect 
while kermit was lying on the floor he collaps even the midwife did too 

well they all pink and have green eyes like there daddy kermit 

oh going back to children in need now its brilliant 

one direction been on susan boyle gary barlow bruce forcyth  
easternders even the muppet show wow fancy putting me and kermit on there too 
hahahahahahaha 
Going back to it now enjoying it all 
Love Carol miss beautiful and stunning miss piggy x.x.x.x.

-----Original Message-----
From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 18/11/2011 21:37
Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Kermit your wife miss piggy here

Now look here Miss Piggy. I'm on Senn's side here. You can't go blaming the man 
all the time. After all you kept telling Kirmit to jump. Well what do frogs do. 
Jump. So its as much your fault.

love Malcolm. xxx

Now look here you 

You shouldn't have got me pregnant in the first place so don't go giving me 
orders how to controlle my 6 little babies pigglet hahahehehehehehehe 
you men frogs know how to get away with it 
so get lost 
Love Miss piggy cross x wife of yours hahahahaha xxxxxx

-----Original Message-----
From: Sennjan Kadir - Email Address: senn.kadir@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 18/11/2011 13:26
Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] To daddy Kermit

Hello miss piggy,
I hope you have calmed down after last night.
Those piglets should be at home now, you really must have control over them.
What are they doing staying out till five in the morning? Oh I think you better 
forget the rolling pin, you will be in big trouble!
Oh I knew the benefit lot would agree to give you more money, you have a 
certain way with words. smiles.
I'm sorry miss piggy for leaving the piglets in your care, I'm sure you know my 
feelings, this frog doesn't want to be tied down or anything like that.
And how can a pig love a frog?
or the other way round?
I have to go now, Senn is coming back, don't want to upset her.
Kermit.
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