[guide.chat] joke

  • From: vanessa <qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "GUIDE CHAT" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:29:36 +0100

A burglar broke 
into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for 
valuables when a voice in the dark
said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He 
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and 
froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head 
and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could 
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching 
you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for 
the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the 
room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a 
parrot.


'Did
you say that?' he hissed
at the 
parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed,
then squawked, 'I'm just trying 
to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed 'Warn 
me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,'
replied the 
bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a 
bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler...... 
Jesus.' 


from
Vanessa The Google Girl.
my skype name is rainbowstar123

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