jokes how doeas a zealeander make a u turn ?he winks at it johnny visits is uncle's fram and sees a bull mounting a cow wow, says johnny look at that bull screwing that cow don't use that word .scolds is uncle if you have to refer to that sort of behaviour says that bull is surprising the cow that evening little johnney and his uncle's family are sitting down to dinner johnny glances out of the window and says holy smork that bull is really surprising those cows uncle says you meen cow a bull can't surprise more than one cow at once oh yes he can replies johnny they'er watching him screw that horse mary gose to the doctrs with back pains after exanining the docter says hope you don't mind me asking but what position do you have sex in mary replied doggle -style the docter says have you ever considered the missionary position ?you have got to be joking says mary have you ever smelled a labrador's breath ? there's a new commander at the foreign leglon fort the captain is showing the commander around when he spots a snall blue hut when in there ? asks the commander the captain replies thats where we keep the camel there are no women here so whenever the men feill the need for femail company they use the camel the commander is disgusted by the idea but after six months of celibacy he decides to give it a try he gose to the captain gets the key and snekes over to the blue hut on opening the hut door the commander finds the camel with its back to him so he climbs on astool drops is pants and starts to have sex with it after a few minuntes the commander reallses that the captain is standing behind him ' holding a saddie . begging your pardon sir says the captain but i thought you mite like to borrow my saddle you see if the man wonts a woman they usually ride the camel in to town tom to harry i saw a man having sex with a dog the other day harry really ?tom yeah but you know how the tale gets in the way ?harry yes tom i thought so what do you get when you cross a elephant with a poodle?a cross -eyed poodle that has to sit on a cushiom what is osama bin laden's idea of safe sex making the camels that kick what's the best way to give your dog a bone?tikcl is balls what is the difference bewteen a poodel humping your leg and apitbull humping your leg you let the pit bull finish why is a sheep better than a woman a sheep dosen't care if you date sister sharks sharks experts say you should avoid swimming alone always try to swin a group of people - or as sharks call it a buffet