[guide.chat] joke

  • From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2012 18:25:55 -0000

jokes 
 how doeas  a zealeander   make a u turn ?he winks at it 


  johnny  visits is uncle's  fram and sees a bull mounting  a cow wow, 
says johnny      look at that bull  screwing that cow 
don't use  that word .scolds is  uncle 
if you have to refer to that sort of  behaviour  says that bull is surprising  
the cow  that evening  little johnney  and his uncle's  family  are sitting  
down to  dinner johnny  glances out of the window and says holy smork   that 
bull is really surprising those cows uncle says you meen  cow  a bull can't  
surprise more than  one  cow at once 
oh  yes he can  replies johnny  they'er  watching him screw that horse     

mary gose to the doctrs  with back  pains  after exanining  the docter  says  
hope  you don't mind me asking but what position do you have sex in  mary  
replied  doggle -style the docter  says have you ever considered  the 
missionary position  ?you have got to be joking says mary  have you ever 
smelled a labrador's breath ?       
  
there's  a new  commander  at the foreign  leglon fort 
the captain  is showing the commander  around  when he spots  a snall  blue  
hut 
when in there ?
 asks  the commander the captain   replies  thats  where we  keep the camel  
there are  no women  here  so whenever the men feill the need for  femail  
company they use the camel 
the commander  is disgusted  by the idea  
but after six  months of celibacy   he decides   to give  it a try  he gose to 
the captain  gets the key and snekes  over to the blue hut on opening the hut  
door the commander   finds the camel   with its back to him  so he climbs  on  
astool drops is pants  and starts to have sex  with it  after a few minuntes  
the commander reallses  that the captain  is standing  behind  him '
holding  a saddie   .
 begging   your  pardon  sir 
says the captain   but i thought   you mite  like to borrow my saddle you see 
if the man wonts  a woman they  usually ride the camel in to town 

tom to harry  i saw a man having sex  with a dog the other  day  harry really 
?tom yeah  but you know how the tale gets in the way ?harry  yes tom i thought 
so        

what do you get when you cross a elephant  with a poodle?a cross -eyed poodle 
that has to sit on a cushiom 

 what is osama  bin laden's idea      of safe  sex making the camels that kick  
  

 what's the best way to give your dog a bone?tikcl  is balls 
what is the difference  bewteen  a poodel humping your leg and apitbull humping 
your leg you let the pit bull finish  

 why is a sheep  better than  a woman   a sheep dosen't care if you date sister 
sharks 

sharks  experts  say you should avoid  swimming  alone   always  try to  swin a 
group of people - or as  sharks   call it a buffet      

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