[guide.chat] joke

  • From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:42:15 -0000

jokes 

a man is at a pub  playing on the slot  machines  when is 
  rings  him on is  mobile  and tells  him to come  home 
i'can't  leve  now  he says  i'm on a winning  streak  i'v  got a pile   50p 
pieces   as long as my dick  
whats   exclaims  is wife  you mein you're down to  three quid?

a man  makes an  obscene   phone  call   to a woman 
hello  darlin  he gasps  if you can gass  what's in my hand 
i'll give you pice of the action  ,for get  it   says the woman 
if you can hold it in one hand i'm not interested  

a man  with a tiny  penis finds a a shop that sels   extre  -small  codoms   he 
gose  to the shop  every month  or so  but he is aways embarrassed   to be  
seen  buying  small  size  condoms  
one  day the man  is  browsing   on line   when  he sees that he can buy the 
same brand of condoms direct  from the supplier   the man is  delighted  that 
is day of humiliaton  are finally over and uses  is computer  to put in a order 
 
a week  later  there's  a ring on the doorbell  and the man  takes  delivery of 
a  discreet   small   brown  paccel   from the  courier  as the man signs  for 
is condoms the curier  asks  for directions to the next  town  the man tells 
the curier 
were to go and then watchs him drive  off 
in a white  large  van  with the words micro condoms 
protection   for undersizeds  gentleman  written  on the side in big  red  
letters
  

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