jokes a man is at a pub playing on the slot machines when is rings him on is mobile and tells him to come home i'can't leve now he says i'm on a winning streak i'v got a pile 50p pieces as long as my dick whats exclaims is wife you mein you're down to three quid? a man makes an obscene phone call to a woman hello darlin he gasps if you can gass what's in my hand i'll give you pice of the action ,for get it says the woman if you can hold it in one hand i'm not interested a man with a tiny penis finds a a shop that sels extre -small codoms he gose to the shop every month or so but he is aways embarrassed to be seen buying small size condoms one day the man is browsing on line when he sees that he can buy the same brand of condoms direct from the supplier the man is delighted that is day of humiliaton are finally over and uses is computer to put in a order a week later there's a ring on the doorbell and the man takes delivery of a discreet small brown paccel from the courier as the man signs for is condoms the curier asks for directions to the next town the man tells the curier were to go and then watchs him drive off in a white large van with the words micro condoms protection for undersizeds gentleman written on the side in big red letters