[guide.chat] jim blessed are they
- From: vanessa <qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "GUIDE CHAT" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2012 07:53:18 +0100
like these.
Blessed are they who exchange money and sell cattle, sheep or doves in the
temple court, for they shall be driven out with a knotted cord.
Blessed are they who cause little ones to sin, for it will be better for them
if they were to drown with a millstone tied around their necks.
Blessed are they whose debts have been cancelled, but will not cancel the debts
owed to them, for they shall be turned over to the jailers to be tortured until
they have paid back all that they owe.
Blessed are they who arrive to celebrate the wedding of the king?s son without
wedding clothes, for they shall be bound hand and foot and thrown outside into
the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Blessed are they who say to me, ?Lord, Lord?, but do not do the will of my
Father, for they will not enter the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who refuse to forgive others, for they will not be forgiven by
God.
Blessed are they who continue to sin after being rescued from the cruelty of
men, for worse shall befall them.
Blessed are they who love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street
corners to be seen by men, for they have received their reward in full.
Blessed are they who judge others, for they will be judged by the same measure.
Blessed are they who did not give me something to eat when I was hungry, nor
something to drink when I was thirsty, who did not invite me in when I was a
stranger, nor clothe me when I was naked, nor visit me in prison when I was
sick, for they will depart into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his
angels.
Blessed are they who do not believe in me, for they shall not inherit eternal
life.
vanessa.
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From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 03/06/2012 23:01
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Subject: In Reply To: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] jim church on guide
Vanessa;
No, it's my (warped) sense of humour!
Adrian Plass is a writer, among other things.
He has written many books, both serious and not so serious. The book from which
I quoted is a kind of antidote to the serious stuff so many Christians turn out.
Here's another one....
Everlasting arms: - first pub on the right past the pearly gates.
-----Original Message-----
From: vanessa - Email Address: qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 03/06/2012 22:01
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Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] jim church on guide
hi jim, i wrote it because some of us cannot go to church and all of you were
going to church, so i thought we'll all go to church on guide, i do not know
what you mean, did you mean i can have a bacon sandwich and a glass of whiskey
from the decanter?
vanessa.
-----Original Message-----
From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 03/06/2012 19:48
Sent To: vanessa, GUIDE CHAT - Email Address: qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx,
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Subject: In Reply To: [guide.chat] church on guide
Do you want me to quote some stuff from an author I admire - Adrian Plass?
His "Bacon Sandwiches and Salvation" isn't exactly serious theology - what did
you expect from me?
It is subtitled "An A-Z of Christian living".
Example, under "H".
Heavenly host - someone who puts a glass and decanter by your side when you
arrive, and only takes it away when you leave...
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From: Vanessa - Email Addres
Sent On: 03/06/2012 14:53
Sent To: GUIDE CHAT - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] church on guide
For those who cannot go to church due to personal circumstances.
Please stand and let us start with hymn, iesu tirion or hymn of your choice,
sing it then, no use coming here to church if your not going to join in.
Thank you, your singing could improve, now please be seated, hands up whose
thoughts have run wild on guide chat as you read and write each email, shame on
you, may the lord have mercy on your soul.
Let us kneel in prayer, ein tad...oops in english, our father who art in
heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as
it is in heaven, give us this day, our daily bread and forgive those that
tresspass against us, but lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from
evil, for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever, amen.
Please give love, kindness, peacefulness, understanding and pure thoughts in
the collection box of your heart on leaving this email, peace be with you each
day.
from
Vanessa The Google Girl.
my skype name is rainbowstar123
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