hello to you , my name is Scott and live with my mum, Vanessa, and dad Steve, I work for him as he is almost blind and has some mobility problems, i am a dog for the disabled but also try to be a guide dog as well as fetching and helping him find things, there are a lot of animals in your house , or is it a zoo as your mum has sent octopus hugs to Malcolm,my mum has a furry wormy thing that sends kisses to him, do you think that we should ask the nice computer people for our own animal chat line to get away from these human things, got to go for walkies now, chat soon, woof woof Scott