Enjoy this list why I don't know Best wishes Harold Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. _____ Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. _____ Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. _____ Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. _____ Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. _____ EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? _____ Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? _____ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? _____ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? _____ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? _____ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? _____ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? _____ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? _____ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? _____ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? _____ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? _____ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! _____ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? _____ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? _____ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? _____ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a