[guide.chat] :{ Received with many thanks to Si Watson }:Fwd: Fasten your seatbelts!!!
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2011 23:23:23 +0100
:Fwd: Fasten your !!!seatbelts
This is your Captain speaking
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman
gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew
take you safely to Afghanistan.'
An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '
When the attendant came by, he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the
captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
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'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I
don't know what to think
with only women up there in the cockpit.'
'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
'We no longer call it The Cockpit'
'It's The Box Office.'
Take Care
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